"WHEN I JERKOFF, I THINK OF YOU"

Red is high in the sky over Las Vegas with The Flying Elvi! Welcome to the Official World of Red Peters. This is the most comprehensive site for everything Red. Way more stuff than you'd ever want or need to know. But, hey, there's a lot of fun and funny stuff here! Be assured that no AI was used to create music or comedy for this site. We're just a bunch of silly humans acting up. If you feel like it, drop Red a line and tell him to go fuck himself (or even say hi)! We will never judge you or report you to the authorities. Thanks for stopping by!