Little Peter

(Grenga/Stevens)

Red Peters with the Dusty Underbed Orchestra

When I'm all alone
and I'm by myself
and there's no one
lying next to me
when I'm all alone
and I'm by myself
Little Peter keeps me company

when I'm in the can
when I take a shit
I can see him smiling up at me
so I pull him once
then I pull him twice
now I find it's impossible to pee

if you go
I'll be a one man show
but if you stay
I'll put my friend away

When I'm all alone
and I'm by myself
and there's no one
lying next to me
when I'm all alone
and I'm by myself
Little Peter keeps me company
Little Peter keeps me company.

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