Red Peters and The Alan Pinchloaf Singers
If you're fond of gay bars and crowded malls
girls with tattoos and men who shave their balls
you're sure to fall in love with new Cape CodSpend your time in traffic on a quaint Falmouth street
nude beach in Truro makes you want to beat your meat
you're gonna fall in love with new Cape Codbridge
Asshole tourists that will aggravate you
Dinks from Long Island you know they suck too
getting mugged one early Sunday morn
reminds you of the slum where you were bornPick-up a hitchhiker along the way
have him spend an evening, you'll end up gay
you're sure to fall in love with new Cape Cod(flourish)
if you drop your wallet down in old Provincetown
kick it to Hyannis before you bend downyou're sure to fall in love with new Cape Cod.
you're sure to fall in love with new Cape Cod.